Afternoon ‘white’ bread sandwich

• Jessica Simpson has finally found a man on her intelligence level - Popsugar
• HoHan’s lesbian pizza party (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Johnny Depp really loves his fans - IDLYITW
• Keeley Hazell is topless and she’s loving it - Egotastic!
• Emma B is the new Jordan - Hollywood Tuna
• Obviously that gastric bypass shit didn’t really work out for Carnie Wilson - Just Jared
• David Hernandez to be a Rent boy? - Towleroad
• Penny and Javier invade France - A Socialite’s Life
• Brit Brit almost never takes off her shades - Hollywood Rag
• Hot pizza upskirts - Cityrag
• Flavor of Love 3 ups the skank level - Vh1 Blog