Afternoon ‘white’ bread sandwich

• Jessica Simpson has finally found a man on her intelligence level – Popsugar
• HoHan’s lesbian pizza party (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
• Johnny Depp really loves his fans – IDLYITW
• Keeley Hazell is topless and she’s loving it – Egotastic!
• Emma B is the new Jordan – Hollywood Tuna
• Obviously that gastric bypass shit didn’t really work out for Carnie Wilson – Just Jared
• David Hernandez to be a Rent boy? – Towleroad
• Penny and Javier invade France – A Socialite’s Life
• Brit Brit almost never takes off her shades – Hollywood Rag
• Hot pizza upskirts - Cityrag
• Flavor of Love 3 ups the skank level – Vh1 Blog