We’re all related. . .
Some nerds at the New England Historic Genealogical Society in Boston have discovered that Barack Obama is a distant cousin of Brad Pitt. They also discovered that Angie Jolie is a distant cousin of Hillary Clinton. Oh no! A political war is going to tear Brangelina’s blessed union to shreds.
Hills is also a distant cousin of Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morisette. Obama is also related to six president including Dubya.
One of Hillary’s chicas said, “You’d think with all that singing talent in the family she’d be able to carry a tune. But now it makes much more sense how she snagged a Grammy.”
I’m probably related to both Obama and Hills! Damn, we’re all related. We’re all related and we’re all having sex with each other. This means we’re all committing incest. You nasty lil aGEnTs!
I think I’ll spend my weekend trying to figure out how the hell I’m related to Bill Gates. This way I’ll have a good reason to knock on his door and hit him up for some real cash.
March 27, 2008 at 1:45 am
That’s funny…Obama and Brad kinda look alike!!! This reminds me of the look on Al Sharpton face when he said that he found out that the late Strom Thurmond was his kin folk. Hm, for now on…everyone needs to start makin’ it to their family reunion. For sure, we don’t won’t to repeat the same mistake they did (talkin’ about they didn’t know…).