What the ‘cheetahs’ are up to. . .

• Note to Clooney: Just because Pitt can do it, doesn’t mean you can - A Socialite’s Life
• A Nation rejoices! Paris & Benji are out of Africa - Popsugar
• Jesus loves Olivia Munn - Egotastic!
• Kidman’s bump still isn’t much of a bump - Just Jared
• Christina Ricci’s breasts have passed away (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Janice Dickinson’s breasts serve a purpose - Hollywood Tuna
• Ashton Kutcher is an idiot - IDLYITW
• Peta wants to help Aretha Franklin, but there’s a catch - Hollywood Rag
• Pitt is the new Redford - Cityrag
• Rihanna ditches the S&M gear - The Bastardly