What the ‘cheetahs’ are up to. . .

• Note to Clooney: Just because Pitt can do it, doesn’t mean you can – A Socialite’s Life
• A Nation rejoices! Paris & Benji are out of Africa – Popsugar
• Jesus loves Olivia Munn – Egotastic!
• Kidman’s bump still isn’t much of a bump – Just Jared
• Christina Ricci’s breasts have passed away (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
• Janice Dickinson’s breasts serve a purpose – Hollywood Tuna
• Ashton Kutcher is an idiot – IDLYITW
• Peta wants to help Aretha Franklin, but there’s a catch – Hollywood Rag
• Pitt is the new Redford – Cityrag
• Rihanna ditches the S&M gear – The Bastardly