Some afternoon delights. . .

• Tyra Banks’ fetish show (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Compete in a staring contest with Jessica Alba! I lost, because her fake smile distracted me - IDLYITW
• Jessica will be Ashlee’s maid of honor - Popsugar
• Brit Brit wants to live near KFed - Hollywood Rag
• Hilary Duff isn’t looking so fresh - Hollywood Tuna
• Sarah Larson is a beautiful wax figure in Harper’s Bazaar - Just Jared
• Halle’s got a pussy in her cleavage - Cityrag
• Monica Bellucci slips a nip - Egotastic!
• Mayer & Maniston reunite - A Socialite’s Life