Were the ‘Two Corey’s’ molested Michael Jackson?

They don’t say – but in the Season 2 opener of The Two Corey’s – they both admit to being sexually molested as a teenager – however, they don’t reveal the name. Feldman and Haim actually compete over which of them was more damaged by being sexually molested when they were teenagers.

I am NOT making this up.

The two go to couples counseling, and their therapist tells Haim to “paint the sadness” that he’s feeling.

I am NOT making this up.

The biggest problem with the show is that so much of it seems so unreal it’s impossible to believe any of it. Were either of the Coreys actually molested? Is Haim really taking drugs again? Is Feldman really concerned about his “friend” or is this just more material for the show?

I have no idea.

Two new episodes of “The Two Coreys” air back-to-back on Sunday at 11 and 11:30 p.m. on A&E.

I WAS TEMPTED to declare “The Two Coreys” the worst celeb-reality show on television, but then I remembered “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.”

What’s astonishing about that show is that there’s actually a woman whose personal life can make Charlie Sheen’s look good in comparison.