Happy 7/11!! It’s Slurpee Day!!
Today is 7/11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day!! Head to a nearby 7/11 for your free Slurpee.
Unfortunately, cheap ass 7-11 is only offering 1 Slurpee per location. If you have the luxury of living near several 7-11s, then you better drive around and collect several Slurpees. When you get home, pour all your Slurpees (you can mix flavors) in a pitcher with a bottle of Everclear. Then you can party all weekend long!!
Don’t slurp and drive!
