Hellboy takes the top spot. . .

1. “Hellboy II: The Golden Army,” $35.9 million.
2. “Hancock,” $33 million.
3. “Journey to the Center of the Earth,” $20.6 million.
4. “WALL-E,” $18.5 million.
5. “Wanted,” $11.6 million.
6. “Get Smart,” $7.1 million.
7. “Meet Dave,” $5.3 million.
8. “Kung Fu Panda,” $4.3 million.
9. “Kit Kittredge: An American Girl,” $2.5 million.
10. “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” $2.3 million.

MISS USA takes a fall. . .

Here we go again. Miss USA Crystle Stewart took a nice little trip…and fall…at last night’s Miss Universe 2008 Pagent. Very reminicent of former Miss USA Rachel Smith’s ass busting performance at last year’s Miss Universe 2007 Pagent. Check last year’s here.

Another Tyler Perry film. . .

Tyler Perry is continuing his yearly film release with the much anticipated film “The Family That Preys”. The movie starring Sanaa Lathan, Taraji P. Henson, Alfre Woodard, and Kathy Bates centers around two very different families matriarchs being torn apart by greed, scandal, and lots of great drama that makes up a good Perry film.

This is the sixth film release for Tyler and is due out in theaters this fall on September 12, 2008. . I just hope that he uses more of his money to produce a better quality-looking film versus the cheap shizz he’s been putting out lately!!

Friday Funeral Funny. . .

Happy 7/11!! It’s Slurpee Day!!

Today is 7/11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day!! Head to a nearby 7/11 for your free Slurpee.

Unfortunately, cheap ass 7-11 is only offering 1 Slurpee per location. If you have the luxury of living near several 7-11s, then you better drive around and collect several Slurpees. When you get home, pour all your Slurpees (you can mix flavors) in a pitcher with a bottle of Everclear. Then you can party all weekend long!!

Don’t slurp and drive!

Sex and the City. . .again?

The box office numbers for ‘Sex and the City: The Movie’ were so impressive for a romantic comedy that the question had to be asked of HBO execs who were in Beverly Hills today to present their fall lineup to the TV Critics Association: Will there be more adventures with Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Samantha (Kim Cattrall), Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Miranda (Cynthia Nixon)?

“There is enormous interest by Warner Bros.’ New Line to do another ‘Sex and the City’ movie,” Michael Lombardo, president of programming group and West Coast operations, commented. “They are trying with our help to put that together. When that happens … how long in between, I can’t say. I think everybody associated with the project was heartened by the enthusiasm from the fans. There is a lot of energy going into thinking about ‘Sex and the City.'”

ROCK THE VOTE!

MJ doesn’t look good. . .

Check out this photo of Michael Jackson in Las Vegas being pushed around in a wheelchair. According to the New York Daily News, the singer was spotted in his pajamas at Barnes & Noble bookstore browsing through children’s books while his own kids sat nearby at a reading table. Photographer Mike Lopez, who took the pics, tells the Daily News that Jackson didn’t look well: “He looks really frail.”

OMG!

OK. First of all – I must either still be drunk or just . . well. . I don’t even know. But I just don’t know why (or how) I could have missed the one and only QUDDUS’ birthday!! That’s right folks! Quddus (whom the New York Times just dubbed the ‘Ryan Seacrest of the hip hop generation’) our favorite VJ, Entertainment Correspondent, music encyclopedia, and all-around pal birthday is TODAY!!! Everyone should go to QUDDUS’ myspace page (click here) and leave him a nice little message (*note. . I think you can only leave a comment if you are his friend. . if you’re not his friend – sucks to be you. . if you are. . LEAVE A COMMENT!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUY!! IF YOU’RE IN TOWN – LET’S DO DRINKS OR KRESS TOMORROW NIGHT!! HERE’S TO YOU GUY!!

Rihanna covers “InStyle”

Rihanna graces the August 2008 pages of InStyle magazine in a gorgeous white Bill Blass dress.

In this issue, the 20-year-old Barbadian bombshell reveals her style secrets and tattoo diary.

And as for the mag’s new look, group publisher Lynette Harrison Brubaker said, “When InStyle launched, what people knew about celebrity was more limited. Now everyone knows everything about celebrity, so we have to keep more relevant. And it’s not enough to say celebrities are the only stylemakers because there’s 20 people around them in an entourage helping them make choices.”